Hometown: Somers, New York
Hobbies: Basketball, Video Games, Picking up and putting down heavy things
Favorite Quote: "Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
Favorite Pro Team: New York Giants
Bio: Joe was born and raised in New York. He plays offensive line for MIT and plans on studying computer science. Some refer to him as Mongo, and claim that his days consist solely of eating, smashing things, and speaking in the third person. These claims are false and slanderous. Joe is a scholar and a gentleman.